It’s salty. It’s cold. It’s slimy. And I’m not just talking about bloody politicians amirite?! Why aren’t you laughing? No I am of course referring to the hog’s harvest, the pig’s produce, the swine’s divine dine… HAM. It’s a versatile and delicious meat and I think it’s yummy in my tummy OK?!
Anyway, get ready to marvel as I write 25 questions LOOSELY related to the concept of ham. Enjoy!
Take a break, eat a few slices of ham but DON’T check the answers yet. You’ll see why when you get to question 21.
On with the quiz…
August Playlist
Look, this has nothing to do with ham but I thought I’d put together a short playlist of some music I’ve had on rotation to help you get through August! It’s all very chill. Who knows maybe you’ll find something you’ll like.
Answers
DO NOT READ UNTIL YOU’VE COMPLETED ALL OF THE QUIZ!!!
White.
Hamilton.
Over. In fact, the piece titled “TIM” was sold for 150,000 euros.
False.
Rump.
Armie Hammer. A truly detestable piece of shit.
Monty Python. The sketch of the same name features Vikings repeating the term “Spam” over and over until it becomes unbearable, leading to the term being used for annoying or unwanted emails.
Eeyore. You would think piglet would be the first choice but no, they preferred donkey meat.
D.
Rorschach.
Ozai.
Grandpa and Grandma Pig
England. Now I know what you’re thinking: how does this relate to ham? Well the river Isis is better known as the tHAMes! Look, I know it’s a stretch but at a certain point there’s only so many ham related questions I can think of. Cut me some slack!
Realism
“Rum Ham”
A. Turkey. While the bird IS named after the country, its country of ORIGIN is the Americas. There seems to be several theories about why exactly it was named after the country. Dictionary.com says “the turkey was named after the country Turkey because it resembled another bird nicknamed turkey-cock and turkey-hen, which was imported through the Turkish region.”
Boat.
B. Cookies.
Islam.
True. Yep, Jon Hamm is actually a bad guy and I say he’s had it too good for too long!!!
Porky Pig. If you look at the first letter of each of the previous answers in order it spells out the title “Who Framed Roger Rabbit?” Which of course heavily featured the Loony Tunes. Because of this, Porky Pig signed the film off with his catchphrase “That’s all folks!”
Peter Porker.
B. Uncle Bacon. In this universe, Peter Porker doesn’t have an uncle ben because instead of being a pig bitten by a radioactive spider, Spider Ham was a spider turned into a pig.
Joseph Stalin.
Swine flu.